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The
Pope (from Latin: papa, Papa, father; is the Bishop of Rome and the spiritual
leader of the Roman Catholic Church. He is believed by Catholics to fulfill this
role as the Successor of Saint Peter, making him Vicar of Christ.
POPE JOKE: President Clinton and the Pope died on the same day, and due to an
administration foul up, Clinton was sent to heaven and the Pope to hell. The
Pope explained the situation to the Devil. He checked out all of the paperwork,
called the Pearly Gates admitting office, and the error was acknowledged. The
Pope was told, however, that it would take about 24 hours to fix the problem.
The next day the Pope was called in, the Devil said his good-bye, and he began
his journey to heaven. Along the way, he met Clinton, who was on his way down.
They stopped to chat. The Pope said, "Sorry about the mix-up. By the time you
get to hell, it's really too late to save any souls." Clinton replied, "No
problem. I'm sure I'll be with more familiar company down below, anyway." The
Pope continued, "Well, I'm really excited about going to heaven." "Why's that?"
Clinton asked. "All my life I've wanted to meet the Virgin Mary," the Pope
replied. "Oh," said Clinton. "I'm afraid you're a day late."
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